Happy Father's Day to all the Twitter dads out there who make us laugh and swoon!
Here's a collection of some of our favorite Father's Day tweets from y'all:
If we get pulled over this beer is yours.
— KC of TX (@kcmoore51) June 19, 2016
- Dads
Don't forget to stereotype dads this Father's Day.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) June 19, 2016
I'm kidding, lets grill something.
Every time a thermostat is adjusted a dad somewhere dies a little inside. Keep this in mind this Father's Day.
— The St. Louisan (@thestlouisan) June 18, 2016
~Inspirational
me *hands dad his Father's Day present wrapped in a grocery bag*
— Josh (@iwearaonesie) June 20, 2016
dad *opens it* *takes out bag of gummy bears*
me: Wait those are mine
Father's Day Wish List:
— The Glad Stork (@TheGladStork) June 16, 2016
-Cure for entropy
-The feeling of security you can only have before you realize your parents are flawed
-A new grill
Father's Day?
— I Was A Fool For Meh (@TheAlexNevil) June 19, 2016
There's a nap for that.
That awkward moment when Darth Vader goes to check his mailbox hoping for a Father's Day card and all he's got are bills for the Death Star
— DaddyJew (@DaddyJew) June 15, 2014
If you guys don't hear from your sexy lady friend TC today it's because he's spending Father's Day with his family.
— Cabo (@Shot_Of_Cabo) June 19, 2016
*borrows $20 from Dad to put in Father's Day card*
— Benny Dazzle (@withanewname) June 14, 2014
Can't. Father's Day special at the strip club with free snacks and child care.
— Mischievous Mike (@mstern68) June 19, 2016
I don't have any Father's Day tweets yet. I feel like such a failure. Which, come to think of it, is what my dad would want.
— Markydoodoo (@markydoodoo) June 19, 2016
Every Father's Day at midnight the HomeDepot dads and the Lowe's dads rumble "Westside Story" style in a neutral Costcos parking lot.
— Bmad (@1_swarthy_dude) August 25, 2014
Walks into TGIF for Father's Day wearing "best dad ever" T
— Jackman...Forever (@TheAlexP) June 18, 2016
*other dads immediately start construction on a multi-level deck to show me up
Great. Here come all the Father's Day cards that start "You don't know me, but.."
— Rodney Lacroix (@moooooog35) June 16, 2016
Everyone is talking about Father's Day like they're not planning on doing mushrooms in the woods for the solstice.
— Caetano Bravo (@cbdoubleu) June 18, 2016
Happy Father's Day everyone!
— Rock (@TheMichaelRock) June 19, 2016
Except Chicago. Happy Regular Sunday, Chicago.
The only Father's Day gift I want is for Home Depot to finally implement my idea of having a beer fridge right when you walk in the store.
— Andy H. (@AndyAsAdjective) June 19, 2016
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